April 27, 2009

Strangely Badass II


Last week it was Richard Branson, this week it is voice actor Billy West. Though his name sounds similar to a crappy superhero alter-ego (perhaps I am simply reminded of the name Adam West), Billy West has voiced some of the most iconic cartoon characters of all time. Here's a list of the important roles West has played:
  • Doug: Doug Funnie and Roger Klotz (1991-1994, the Nickelodeon version, not the Disney version with the stupid baseball tee version of Doug);
  • Ren and Stimpy: Ren and Stimpy (Stimpy 1991 until 1996; Ren from 1993-1996);
  • Futurama: Fry, Professor Farnsworth, Dr. Zoidberg, Richard Nixon's head, and Zapp Brannigan;
  • Space Jam: Bugs Bunny and Elmer Fudd;
  • Scooby Doo on Zombie Island: Shaggy (West was only the second person ever to voice Shaggy);
  • Popeye's Voyage: The Quest for Pappy: Popeye (a 75th anniversary movie).
I am blown away by the range of personality types (Ren Höek and Doug Funnie???) and by the presence on West's resumé of both original and mimicked voices (Looney Tunes and Futurama???). I can't even imitate regional accents from around the USA, let alone an imitation of a specific voice.

To be a bit more direct: Billy West is strangely badass because he represents a whole bunch of animated childhood icons jammed into a body that looks somewhat like Richard Kiel (more commonly known as 'That giant guy who had a nail in his head in Happy Gilmore').

By the way, everyone should feel welcome to add some names to the Strangely Badass series.

They just don't get it.




Apparently sarcasm and satire are too indirect and subtle to be understood by those who live in a strict black vs. white, good vs. evil, dichotomous world. Research has now shown, "[...] individual-level political ideology significantly predicted perceptions of Colbert's political ideology. Additionally, there was no significant difference between the groups in thinking Colbert was funny, but conservatives were more likely to report that Colbert only pretends to be joking and genuinely meant what he said while liberals were more likely to report that Colbert used satire and was not serious when offering political statements."

In other words, conservatives don't get the joke.

Swine Flu

Any early predictions on the ultimate outcome of this decidedly un-sexily-named pandemic?

Also, see:
PandemicFlu.gov
CDC/SwineFlu

April 22, 2009

NSFW- Richard Branson is a badass.

We all know that Richard Branson is a badass for many reasons (any who disagree should please just check out his lion-esque appearance, his world record attempts, and Virgin Galactic). Let's add another reason to the list (NSFW): he has been paid to kite-surf near his private island with a naked supermodel hanging on his back while his wife and two grown children watched from the shore. The most impressive part? The supermodel's boyfriend was the one who asked him to do it! (Granted, the boyfriend was the photographer.)

A peek down the rabbit hole.


Alice may have seen her fair share of craziness down the rabbit hole, but Michael Jackson's possessions make Alice's delusions appear completely normal in comparison. MJ recently scheduled and then canceled an auction of many of his personal belongings, and for a short time the public was allowed to come and photograph the lots available. Among the possessions (no longer) for auction are a painting done by Macaulay Culkin, various statues of MJ and groups of children, a car the hood of which is covered by a painting of MJ in a Peter Pan shirt with Neverland and space in the background, and a letter from Ronald Reagan to MJ thanking him for his, "deep faith in God and adherence to traditional values." The unintentional comedy of each item is fantastic.

Interesting data on the over progressiveness of our gov't

This is from a guest speaker on economist.com's debate section

Audience participation
Comments from the floor.
Featured guest
Professor Edward N. Wolff
In his presidential campaign, President Obama expressed considerable concern about rising income inequality in the United States, which is now at an 80-year high, and this was an important campaign theme. The president recently proposed to increase taxes on the rich. I support this measure.

The tax system as a whole has surprisingly little redistributional punch currently in the United States. Using a measure of "comprehensive income", which includes, besides the usual measure of money income, total capital gains on wealth, imputed rent on owner-occupied housing, non-cash government benefits and public consumption, we find that income taxes are now generally progressive. Federal income taxes paid as a proportion of income increases steadily from 2% at the tenth percentile (that is the family ranked tenth from the bottom out of 100) to 14% at the 90th percentile, but then falls off slightly at the very top to 13%, reflecting the favourable treatment of capital gains and investment income under the Bush income-tax laws.

Social security taxes are now the biggest tax paid by over two-thirds of families and are, on the other hand, mildly regressive. Social security taxes as a proportion of comprehensive income rises gradually from 5% at the tenth percentile to 9% at the 80th percentile, stays at 9% at the 90th percentile but then falls off sharply to 5% at the top. This decline reflects the wage cap on social security taxes (currently at $102,000).

We also include sales tax, which is steeply regressive, and property taxes, which are progressive, to obtain the total tax burden on families. Total personal taxes are mildly progressive. Total taxes as a share of comprehensive income increases steadily from 14% at the tenth percentile to 28% at the 90th percentile, but then falls off sharply to 22% at the top. This sharp drop at the end is due to three factors: first, the favourable treatment of capital gains and investment income; second, the wage cap on the social security earnings tax; and third, the sharp regressivity of sales taxes.

However, considering the role of fiscal policy on inequality it is not enough to consider only the tax side. You must also consider the expenditure side of government. Transfers, like social security and unemployment insurance, are, as is well known, quite equalising. But the full extent is not generally known, particularly when we include the value of non-cash government benefits like Medicaid, Medicare and food stamps. Total transfers are extremely progressive. In 2005, total governmental transfers (including non-cash government benefits) as a percentage of comprehensive income fell almost continuously, from 50% at the tenth percentile to 2.5% at the very top. Transfers in total have a much bigger equalising effect on family incomes than the tax system as a whole.

But government spending has distributional consequences too. Indeed, an equal punch comes from what we call public consumption. This consists of actual government expenditures on goods and services, like education, highways, police and sanitation. We allocate government expenditure to the actual beneficiaries of that spending, in much the same way as government transfers. Educational expenditures are allocated on the basis of the number of schoolchildren in the family. Highway spending is allocated in proportion to the number of cars owned by the family and estimated miles driven. Collective goods like fire and police protection are allocated on a per-head basis. The largest type of public consumption is primary and secondary school expenditures (45% of the total), followed by road and highway spending (at 9%).

Public consumption is just as progressive as government transfer payments. As a percentage of comprehensive income, it also declines almost continuously, from 34% at the tenth percentile to 3% at the very top. The main beneficiaries of public spending are the poor and the middle class.

When you add together government transfers and public consumption and subtract taxes paid, we come up with what we call net government expenditures. These are extremely progressive. As a share of comprehensive income, it declines sharply from 70% at the tenth percentile to -16% at the top (that means, the top bracket pays more in taxes than it receives in government benefits). In fact, the crossover point between positive and negative net government expenditures is at the 66th percentile. The extremely progressive nature of net government expenditures comes about equally from government transfers and public spending; very little is contributed by taxes.

By the way, it is not just the poor who benefit from net governmental expenditures. The middle class are also a big beneficiary. Between 1959 and 2005, we estimate that about half of the growth of the comprehensive income of the middle class came from increased net government expenditures. Indeed, from 2000 to 2004, the increase in net government expenditures accounted for 150% of the growth of comprehensive income, as other sources of income shrivelled up. Net government spending also helped to reduce overall inequality over those years.

So, taxing the rich has two important consequences for reducing inequality. First, it will make the overall tax system more progressive. This is important since as it now stands the US tax system is only mildly progressive and, indeed, regressive at the top. Second, taxing the rich will provide more money for government expenditures. Since government expenditures are highly progressive, additional government spending will further reduce overall inequality in the United States. Moreover, additional state spending will likely further expand the comprehensive income of the middle class and therefore make them better off.

April 17, 2009

Growing Extremism

Sorry for the half-ass post - I just don't have the time right now.

But as funny as it is to go to all of our friends and say "Wow, did you hear this crazy-ass shit that the Texas Governor implied the other day?" it's just as important not to underestimate the long-run effects of the bitter partisan divide that is growing stonger everyday.

Something like a secession or a civil war is certainly unlikely, nearly to the point of being negligible, but you've got an angry and motivated (if not informed) populous, a minority party without a good strong leader or message (which is now pretty extreme as well, thanks to 2008's decimation of the moderates) and an economy in epic (-ly ununderstandable?) shambles. Not to mention the fringe extremist, yet still relatively common (10%?) view that we elected a Black Arab Communist Socialist Muslim Nazi for president.

April 16, 2009

Scary econ. graph of the day, part 2



Ask and ye shall receive, even the anonymous amongst us. The above graph, based on FDIC data, shows the percentage of FDIC insured financial institutions to fail or receive assistance each year between 1934 and 2007. I could not find data on the number of institutions insured beyond 2007, when there were 7,283 institutions, three of which failed and zero of which received assistance. In 2008 thirty institutions failed or received assistance, and assuming the number of institutions did not change from 2007 this gives us a failure plus assistance rate of 0.412%. In 2009 so far twenty-three institutions have failed, and, using the same method of approximation as was used for 2008, this give us a failure plus assistance rate for this year (so far) of 0.316%.

To directly answer the two anonymous concerns:
1. Graph is now in terms of percentage and the trend remains. By the way, I totally agree with this critique. Thanks for reminding me to keep everything in relative terms;
2. I agree that the high failure rate in the late 1980s and early 1990s likely lowered the number of banks in existence, thereby lowering the absolute number of failures in future years. (Am I wrong in thinking that this could push the percentage of failures either higher or lower depending on other factors? If the remaining banks are healthier overall the failure percentage will decline in the future, but if there are still a bunch of unhealthy banks just waiting to fail then the failure rate will rise.) It also must be recognized that in the late-1980s and early- to mid-1990s there was a big push for de-regulation that significantly increased the likelihood of bank mergers and thereby pushed the number of existing institutions down. In fact, "From 1980 to 1994, there was an average of 423 mergers per year—a total of 6,347 mergers, which amounted to 43 percent of all banks in existence in 1980" (source). I don't have an answer as to the effect of each of these forces, but you can see the overall trend clearly in this graph:

Scary economic graph of the day

April 15, 2009

WTF St Louis?

I know, I know, I have been absent from the blog. And here I am, coming back just to put down St. Louis.

But I thought this story must be shared.

April 13, 2009

Holy Hockey, it's Playoff Time!

Ahh, yes. Today is the first of a two-day break that separates the six-and-a-half months of "regular season" from the inexplicably long two-month "postseason." I know hockey isn't the most popular topic around here, but the teams from Boston, Chicago, and St. Louis have each had rather notable years.

Let's start with Chicago because, well, saying anything nice about the Blackhawks churns my stomach. This is a young team improving rapidly, and they made the playoffs this year for the first time since 2002 (they haven't been any good, though, for a decade and a half). Chicago should make easy work of its first series with Calgary, though I make no predictions beyond that. Going forward, everything looks great for the next 5 years for the Hawks, who will be perennial contenders for the Cup - if they can resolve the issue of their aging goaltender. Bonus points: President Obama's favorite Chicago-style pizza comes from St. Louis' awesomely-named Pi, about a tenth of a mile from my apartment.

Another interesting development comes out of Boston, where the perrenially mediocre Bruins have had an astonishingly good season and have claimed the top spot in the East. I don't really know much about the B's except that they've got some solid goaltending, but their Goal Differential numbers have been outstanding, coming in at +80 for the year - more than 1.5 times that of any other team. I'd have to say that Boston is a narrow favorite as my top choice for the Cup, but competition is pretty tough this year. Winning the East is one thing, but getting by San Jose or Detroit in the finals would be another feat entirely.

Finally, the opportunity to dote on my St. Louis Blues. This Blues season is one of the most amazing I've ever seen in sports and is not getting enough attention in the news.

The Blues missed the playoffs in 1979 and 2006 - and not once in between. Their fall from grace was rapid, however. In 1999-2000 they boasted the league's best record. However, the lockout of 2004-2005 brought many rule changes, and the new salary cap decimated a team that had the league's third-highest payroll. When the new NHL debuted, the 2005-2006 Blues finished dead last in the league.

What has been so amazing as a fan, is that after the lockout, the team's management recognized that they couldn't contend, and did something completely unheard of in sports - they pretty much said they would write off the next few seasons and focus on building a top-caliber team for the future. 2008-09 was supposed to be one of those big resurgence years for us.

Hopes dimmed quickly, however, when #1 overall draft pick Erik Johnson was lost for the season, as was captain Eric Brewer. Future hall-of-famer Paul Kariya was lost for the season a month later, and star center Andy McDonald missed over two-thirds of the season. As if all that wasn't enough, goaltender Manny Legace was an all-star last year; today he's in the minors. All said and done, 41 games into the 82 game season the Blues had only 16 wins and were 15th of out 15 in the Western Conference.

In the second half of the season, however, the Blues went an NHL-best 25-9-7, capped by a 9-1-1 record in their last nine games. On Thursday St. Louis was in 9th place - outside of the playoff picture. After clinching a playoff berth by defeating #6 Columbus, the Blues poured salt in the wound by winning their season finale in Colorado, demoting Columbus to the #7 seed, meaning they would play Detroit (+51 goal differential) instead of Vancouver (+26).

I'm clearly going on too long, and breaking this up over several 5-minute periods has probably robbed me of any coherence, but I'll wrap it up. It's been a truly amazing season for a sports fan here. And finally, the NHL recently chose it's "goal of the year," an honor bestowed upon 22-year-old Blues forward TJ Oshie, a future superstar. It's not the most spectacular goal of the season, but watch as Oshie works his way around four different Canucks - all in the offensive zone - before making 2007 MVP nominee Robert Luongo look silly in net:

April 10, 2009

Socialists are running the country!


Representative Spencer Bachus (R- Alabama) is saving America. Bachus has been working on a secret(!) list of the socialists in the House of Representatives, and he has come up with 17 names! Hmmm...somehow this seems so familiar. Ah, yes, this is the second coming of the (crazy) right-winger Sen. Joseph McCarthy and the (in)famous House Committee on Un-American Activities (HCUA)! [note: McCarthy was in the Senate and thus was not involved with the HCUA.] Let's hope Bachus is a little less successful than McCarthy and the HCUA.

April 09, 2009

Untasty NOMs

I've been absent lately, but I've got a few posts I'm putting together in my head. Until then, watch the most angering political ad ever.

And appreciate the irony of a certain kind of "coalition" at 0:48.

April 01, 2009

Gmail Autopilot: The best thing EVER

They said it best:

"As more and more everyday communication takes place over email, lots of people have complained about how hard it is to read and respond to every message. This is because they actually read and respond to all their messages."

Check it out! Gmail can now analyze your message and come up with predetermined responses! This should make checking my email much quicker ...

(For more info, see here)

March 31, 2009

This doesn't deserve its own post

Oh well.

Candidate - Lying to someone who wants you to tell the truth.
Candid Date - Telling the truth to someone who wants you to lie.

... It's one of those days.

March 30, 2009

"A rags-to-rags story of world domination in information that could only have happened in the Internet age."

Nice piece in the Times on Wikipedia, comparing it to a virtual city:

"Wikipedia can no more be completed than can New York City, which O. Henry predicted would be “a great place if they ever finish it.” In fact, with its millions of visitors and hundreds of thousands of volunteers, its ever-expanding total of articles and languages spoken, Wikipedia may be the closest thing to a metropolis yet seen online."

There's some interesting parallels about things like trust in strangers, safety in numbers, and "professional skeptics," which Wikis and cities have in common.




There are few things that make me happier than a late-night dive into Wikipedia. I unintentionally learned a lot about milk pasteurization standards last night.

Obscene Tissue Box

Carly and I have been meaning to show this to someone for a while now: Below is a picture of the side of a box of Kleenex tissues that appears to show something it probably wasn't intended to...


If you are having trouble seeing it, just take a look at the white cloud and the shape of the object producing it.

Foreign advertisements with Domestic Celebrities

After realizing I left this tab open for the last week or so I decided to pass the site along to you: "12 Best Foreign Celebrity Ads." Let me explain, since editors at The Daily Beast, with whom I have taken issue before, apparently don't care that the title could be taken to imply that the celebrities are foreign. In actuality it is US celebrities making a quick buck in super-foreign commercials. My favorite (below) is Snoop Dogg as a German folk singer.

March 29, 2009

love this photo


caption contest...?