This doesn't deserve its own post

Oh well.

Candidate - Lying to someone who wants you to tell the truth.
Candid Date - Telling the truth to someone who wants you to lie.

... It's one of those days.

Maybe you've seen this before

What's the longest sentence you can construct in the English language using only one word?

So, I'm not actually sure it's the longest, and it uses different words that are spelled the same, but this is good anyway. I'll leave it as a comment.