Well that didn't take long ...

"Hey, you think we've waited long enough? Can we start calling our opponents un-American now that we've got the power?"

"Long enough? Jenny, we just won the election. Like, barely a month ago. I mean, hell, we haven't even taken office yet. There's still only 51 Democrats in the Senate and there's still a Texan in the White House. I'm not sure that counts as 'waiting'."

"Yeah, I guess that makes sense. But this auto bailout thing - I really want it! I can't believe I have to wait even longer. This is totally unfair!"

"Dude, you can just wait a month and then we'll be in power."

"But I want it now! You know what? Screw it, I'm calling the Republicans un-American."

"No! You can't do that! That'll make us look just like those oth- ... too late."