May 11, 2009

Strangely Badass III

This week: Scott Altman. Altman is a Navy test pilot and a NASA astronaut who was among the four pilots who flew the military jets in the Tom Cruise movie Top Gun. Oh, and he is the mission commander of what the Daily Mail is calling NASA's "most dangerous ever shuttle mission."

The mission, known as STS-125 and scheduled to launch tonight (May 11), is intended to repair the Hubble telescope in order to make it useful for another five years. There are, as there must be with such an introduction, a few catches.

1. No ISS-cape: Unfortunately, "Due to the inclination and other orbit parameters of Hubble, Atlantis would be unable to use the ISS [International Space Station] as a 'safe haven' in the event of structural or mechanical failure" ("STS-125"). NASA's solution? Have a backup shuttle and crew ready to launch in the event that something goes wrong, a step taken for the FIRST TIME EVER.

2. Russian roulette space-walks:"During five highly risky spacewalks, [the astronauts] will clamber aboard Hubble to repair and replace instruments contained inside, upgrading its capabilities and prolonging its life for another five years" (Daily Mail). Five times is a lot of times to risk your life 350 miles above the surface of Earth.

3. The little things: "[The astronauts] will face major hurdles, such as unscrewing dozens of minute screws while wearing gloves five layers thick and removing razor-sharp circuit boards capable of piercing the $10 million spacesuits that keep them alive in the vacuum of space" (Ibid).

4. The good guys: John Grunsfeld, another of the astronauts slated for the mission, seems to be the type of guy you do not want to spend eleven days around in a cramped environment. While others are reserved and saying, "The adrenalin is certainly pumping," or, "This is really going to be tough, the toughest servicing mission we have ever attempted," Grunsfeld has chosen to pump out metaphors of difficulty allowing people to fully understand how awesome he is. So far he has said the mission is like "performing brain surgery in space" and stated that he "[considers] this the climbing Mount Everest of spacewalking missions." (Ibid)

Somehow having a guy from Top Gun save the Hubble makes me think we are getting one step closer to a real-life Armageddon. I hope Altman can complete his job as well as Bruce and Ben completed theirs.

May 08, 2009

Damn it. I hate taint.

Source: The Week

I was always angry that steroids tainted the competition of Major League Baseball to some unknown degree (I would definitely be less angry if the level of impact were known exactly), but it was always indirect for me--no important Red Sox player had ever been implicated (I say important because we did have the occasional visiting scumbag like José Canseco). Now steroids have tainted one of my favorite memories to some unknown degree as well, and there is nothing ever to be done about it. For the sake of both the quality of baseball and your (Katie and Chris, the only non-Boston baseball fans I know of who read this blog) own enjoyment of the experience, I hope that by the time the Cubs and the Cardinals next win there is a meaningful drug testing system in place.

Is this true?

A post over at The Atlantic says that the New York Times has not yet used the word torture when referring to any tactics used during the Bush 43 administration. Does anyone know if this is true? If so, what other major publications have avoided that word? Have any of them publicly stated why they do not use that word, or what, for them, would constitute torture?

One more thing: the post further says that the Times did use the word torture, but only in the obituary of an American who was tortured (using the same techniques as the Bush administration approved) while a POW in Manchuria during the Korean War.

A fascinating look at some banks.

Update: The link to the WSJ graphic is now included. Sorry about that.

The Wall Street Journal has posted a great "interactive graphic" that compares the 19 stress-tested banks on a number of criteria including new capital needed, tier 1 common capital ratio, and amount of TARP funding received.

A related aside: I love complex graphics along these lines and don't think that the value of such graphics can be overstated when one considers the graphics' ability to convey different depths of information for those of different intelligence and interest levels. Nate Silver does a great job with his graphics, for example "A Starry-Eyed Look at the 2012 Republican Field." The most cursory glance tells you nothing more than which candidates are present and which candidates might be similar to one another simply because there is little distance between them (basically the level of focus shown by someone who just wants to pretend to be smart around others, e.g. "I'd say Huckabee, Romney, Jindal, and Palin are the favorites."). The next level of information gets into actually looking at those axes and understanding what they imply. The third level takes into account the size of each bubble: the larger the bubble the greater the public support for that candidate. Finally, one can, as Nate suggests, consider the implications of the political 'gravity' exerted by each of these 'planets.' That is, one can imagine that when one politician gains support (that is, his planet grows) it must be pulling that support from elsewhere (that is, exerting a political gravity on the supporters of the other planets, pulling them away).

Honestly, this post did begin as a quick post only focused on that banks graphic; it spiraled out of my control once I started talking about the always riveting topic of graphics! I hope it all made sense.

May 07, 2009

The two worst weddings ever.



For the longest time I though that the Versailles wedding hall disaster (see video above) was probably about the worst way a wedding could end: 23 dead, 380 injured, one building destroyed.

As it turns out I really did not think hard enough about other awful ways a wedding might end. Sure, there are the obvious terrible outcomes like a no show on the part of the bride or groom, or the denouncement of the marriage by family members, or maybe a heart attack death caused by excitement. Then there is the unexpected: the wedding that re-ignites a decades-old blood feud and leads to an assault on the wedding by men armed with grenades and automatic weapons.

Known as the Mardin wedding party attack, this occurred in Turkey three days ago and led to the deaths of 44. "[A] combination of tribalism, love for guns, and tradition gone awfully wrong," the attack left the faces of the victims unrecognizable and killed six children. According to the AP (via Yahoo! News), "Two girls survived after the bodies of slain friends fell on top of them during the onslaught."

I don't know about the rest of you, but I think this was way under-reported, and I have no idea why. I only found it because of Wikipedia's news section.

Anyone know of any weddings that ended in ways worse than this?

Crows may knock the great apes down a peg.


As some of you may know, it was shown recently that magpies are self-aware (this was done using the mirror test). This put the bird amongst the small group of animals that fall into this category: "great apes (bonobos, chimpanzees, orangutans, gorillas, humans), bottlenose dolphins, Orcas, elephants, and European Magpies" (stolen from Wikipedia).

Now crows, a relative of magpies in the corvids family ("a group that includes crows, ravens, rooks, jackdaws, jays and magpies" (BBC)), are making a run for the title of smartest animal around. Check out this article by the BBC that discusses tool use and other evidence of meaningful thought within New Caladonian crow communities. If you look at nothing else, check out the first video, in which a crow picks up a straight length of wire, bends it to create a hook on one end, and then uses this newly created tool to reach a bucket of treats at the bottom of a small shaft.

And if you are still interested in finding out more about crows check out this TED talk on the subject of useful things we may be able to train crows to do.

Interracial Marriage ... Gay Marriage ...

... what's next? Polyamorous marriage.
(I'm not sure if I used the right word)

Pakistan, anyone?

So, have I been watching too much right-wing TV, or do I have my story straight when I say that the Taliban's efforts to capture Pakistan (read: a country with a nuclear arsenal) have resulted in them so far capturing a city as close as 70 miles to its capital?

(Here's a really boring article)

Odd Day!


I can't sleep, so why not share trivia with the blog!

Today (05-07-09) is one of only six days this century in which the date (written in the form I used) is made up of three consecutive odd numbers! Odd Day even has its own website!

On a related note, check out square root day over at Wikipedia. We have to wait until April 4, 2016 for the next one of those (both the month and the day are the square roots of the last two digits of the year).

And the final two that I know of: Mole day and Pi day.

May 06, 2009

Way Back Wednesday

For reasons unbeknownst to be, I've decided today would be a good day for posting a few videos from that "oldies but goodies" category. Enjoy, I guess.











May 05, 2009

LMIRL.


Check out this hilariously out of touch list of "20 Internet Acronyms All Parents Should Know." One of the acronyms that seems least likely to be used in real life is above-I don't want to ruin the hilarious surprise of what this absurd acronym stands for. The expanded phrase (highlight it to see it) can be seen here: "Let's meet in real life."

Seriously, how many kids might actual use NIFOC ("Nude in front of computer") or TD2M ("Talk dirty to me")? I'd say the over/under line is 2.

Heh - Justice Gore

This article takes a fun little look, knowing that there's no chance, at Al Gore as a Supreme Court Justice ... not really notable except for the fun thought of Scalia et al sitting on a bench with the "loser" of Bush v. Gore.

May 04, 2009

Honorary Charlie Sheen award.



Some of us had quite a good laugh way back when we discussed Charlie Sheen's amazing life. Well, I would like to doff my hat to a newly recognized member of the Charlie-Sheen-founded "Surprisingly Popular Macho Assholes" club: Silvio Berlusconi!

Although he is known for his ridiculous lifestyle (ranging from plastic surgery to the appointment of models to important government positions), only this week did Berlusconi truly take his act to the top. After his wife publicly threatened divorce, Berlusconi demanded a public apology! In fact, he went so far as to say, "Veronica will have to publicly apologize to me. And I don't know if that will be enough." Well done, asshole.

A Jane Harman Update.

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Last week The Daily show aired a hilarious summary (see the above video) of a scandal involving Rep. Jane Harman (D.- California) in the segment "Your Government Not at Work." The simplified version goes like this: Harman, a supporter of the recent semi-legal wiretapping, was caught by that very same wire-tapping program as she told Israeli lobbyists that she would pressure the Justice Department to lessen the espionage charges faced by a number of Israelis if the lobbyists would in turn pressure Nancy Pelosi to appoint Harman to better committees.

Though Harman denies that she actually lobbied for this result, it looks as if Harman's end of the bargain has been completed: charges have been dropped against the Israelis who may or may not have been acting a bit too liberally with state secrets. While it's clear that Harman does not have the pull to achieve this result (somehow I doubt any Representative could kill a Justice Department investigation single-handed), it is nonetheless a very entertaining addition to "Your Government Not at Work."

Jeb Bush will never be president

You almost have to feel sorry for the guy; he is, after all the less incompetent of the two famous Bush brothers, but the name has tarnished his political aspirations forever.

Well, now none of that matters. To be a Republican President you have to be a Republican nominee for president, meaning you have to win a Republican primary.

And if you say it's time to leave Reagan behind, you will never win a Republican primary.

May 03, 2009

There's no real reason for this post...



...I just wanted to point out that Bernie Madoff's son, Andrew (bottom), looks a lot like Bob Odenkirk.


(If you care about why a photo of Andrew Madoff was in the news (you don't, trust me), read here).

May 01, 2009

Jon?

I know I don't agree with all my friends on this issue (in fact, I may not agree with anyone more than Cliff May) but agree or disagree, is this not Jon Stewart at his douchiest? All the yelling and interrupting ... (besides being wrong, not to mention his comments on Truman, for which he apologized)


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A copycat science Friday

Thank you, Chris, for giving me an excuse to get rid of some of the tabs I have had open for the last week. Here are some of the most interesting science articles (and one video) that I have found recently. Though each is summarized, I do recommend you check out the articles because in some cases I have had to drastically simplify, or as in the case of the camera and the video, completely omit a meaningful explanation of the achievement.

Lip-reading computer: Scientists at the University of East Anglia in Norwich (UK) have developed a lip-reading computer that can automatically transcribe and translate silent videos of people speaking in a number of languages. One potentially important use for this computer is as an aide to police investigating crimes caught on silent CCTV cameras.
Quantum computers (and hackers!): Quantum computers and encryption are very slowly coming into use in the real world (the results of the State of Geneva election were secured using a quantum system), and (academic) hackers are doing a pretty damn good job keeping pace.
The world’s fastest camera: “[The] camera snaps images less than a half a billionth of a second long, capturing over six million of them in a second continuously.” Enough said.
Wolfram Alpha: Unfortunately this is not a person’s name (the developer’s name is Stephen Wolfram), but rather a web tool designed to answer questions that are asked in modern English. In Wolfram’s words, "Like interacting with an expert, it will understand what you're talking about, do the computation, and then present you with the results.”
”Anatomy of a crash”: In its efforts to improve the safety of the Ford Falcon, Ford engineers decided that to make the (economically, not absolutely) safest possible car they needed to first research crashes in more detail. Their results show, in milliseconds, the general progression of a car crash. Scroll to the bottom for the breakdown.
Dr. Quantum explains the double-slit experiment: This video is a great introduction to the basis of quantum theory, and goes into great detail explaining this experiment, which I can't even begin to summarize here.

Racecar-Driving Swedish Anti-Terrorist-Unit Busted!



[Credit for this story goes to my younger brother, Leland.] I have not finished this whole story, but it starts with the above well-known wreck of a Ferarri Enzo on the Pacific Coast Highway (check out the Wrecked Exotics page dedicated to this crash) and (so far) involves:
  • Gizmondo, a failure of a videogame company;
  • A bus company police force calling itself the San Gabriel Valley Transit Authority and worked on counter-terrorism;
  • Illegal gun purchases;
  • Illegal car importantion;
  • A mystery man named Dietrich;
  • etc.
I have no idea how this story will end, but I think it will be worthwhile to get to the end. The story somewhat reminds me of the identity theft article that was posted a while ago.

Science Friday

The abilities of tapping/dancing to music and being able to mimic sounds are related in the brain say researchers. Here's a great video of a cockatoo rocking out to the Backstreet Boys. It's definitely worth a watch, provided you can handle all the high-pitched ear-wrenching screeching (not to mention the birds' wails).

In life, there are no coincidences

OK, so that's a really stupid title. But it's pretty interesting that the same week that the Dems secure their filibuster proof majority (almost - damn you, Coleman!), we have the announcement that Justice Souter is going to retire. So, on to the biggest story that isn't a story, as six months from now the Court will be exactly the same, just younger and woman-ier.

Politically, this is bad news for the Democrats. As laughably horrible as the Republicans were politically in last year's presidential campaign, the Democrats have gotten to just sit back and laugh as they top themselves in the incompetence department this year. As trite as the saying is, the Republicans are a party divided.

But if there's one issue that can unite (some) people under any circumstances, it's nominating people to the Supreme Court - namely, whether or not they are baby-killers.

This is likely to cause some unity amongst Republicans and is good for them in the short term (by short term, I mean possibly long enough to give them a boost in the 2010 elections). Unfortunately for them - and I can't believe I'm saying this - reigniting the culture war is not a good long-term strategy for them, at least until the economy warms up. (Morality is an issue best left for times of peace and prosperity - are no Republicans getting this memo?) And even then - they've got to be careful - (wow, I went to 538 to find an archived article, but it turns out there's Breaking News!) people are starting to get behind gay marriage (please, no jokes). And that's going to be hard to leave out of a culture war, but including it will only move their party farther to the fringes.

OK, I've been meaning to do a separate post on this for a while, but I'll never get to it, so here we go. Long story short, Newt Gingrich is talking about the possibility of trying to create a moderately conservative third party that would move in the Republicans' space (from the left). I can't believe I'm saying this, but Newt Gingrich and Meghan McCain are the best two political strategists on the entire right of American politics right now (they have the best ideas, anyway).

And I have to say - it makes me sad. I would really like to see a stronger Republican party, because one-party rule is never good, no matter who the party is. But I'd like to see a sensible Republican party as well. I guess I'll have to keep waiting ...

April 30, 2009

The Hidden Bailout



The Atlantic has a few really cool graphics showing all that the Fed has been up to recently. As you can see from the above chart, the bailout and stimulus package represent only a small portion of their actions. I recommend you check out all of charts.

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This is a problem.

April 28, 2009

WTF moment of the day: Specter switching parties


Update: Sorry about the size of the original picture.


The Huffington Post reports that Sen. Arlen Specter (R.- Pennsylvania) will switch parties and compete in the Deomcratic primary during the 2010 election cycle. Specter said,
I have been a Republican since 1966. I have been working extremely hard for the Party, for its candidates and for the ideals of a Republican Party whose tent is big enough to welcome diverse points of view. While I have been comfortable being a Republican, my Party has not defined who I am. I have taken each issue one at a time and have exercised independent judgment to do what I thought was best for Pennsylvania and the nation.

Since my election in 1980, as part of the Reagan Big Tent, the Republican Party has moved far to the right. Last year, more than 200,000 Republicans in Pennsylvania changed their registration to become Democrats. I now find my political philosophy more in line with Democrats than Republicans.


April 27, 2009

Strangely Badass II


Last week it was Richard Branson, this week it is voice actor Billy West. Though his name sounds similar to a crappy superhero alter-ego (perhaps I am simply reminded of the name Adam West), Billy West has voiced some of the most iconic cartoon characters of all time. Here's a list of the important roles West has played:
  • Doug: Doug Funnie and Roger Klotz (1991-1994, the Nickelodeon version, not the Disney version with the stupid baseball tee version of Doug);
  • Ren and Stimpy: Ren and Stimpy (Stimpy 1991 until 1996; Ren from 1993-1996);
  • Futurama: Fry, Professor Farnsworth, Dr. Zoidberg, Richard Nixon's head, and Zapp Brannigan;
  • Space Jam: Bugs Bunny and Elmer Fudd;
  • Scooby Doo on Zombie Island: Shaggy (West was only the second person ever to voice Shaggy);
  • Popeye's Voyage: The Quest for Pappy: Popeye (a 75th anniversary movie).
I am blown away by the range of personality types (Ren Höek and Doug Funnie???) and by the presence on West's resumé of both original and mimicked voices (Looney Tunes and Futurama???). I can't even imitate regional accents from around the USA, let alone an imitation of a specific voice.

To be a bit more direct: Billy West is strangely badass because he represents a whole bunch of animated childhood icons jammed into a body that looks somewhat like Richard Kiel (more commonly known as 'That giant guy who had a nail in his head in Happy Gilmore').

By the way, everyone should feel welcome to add some names to the Strangely Badass series.

They just don't get it.




Apparently sarcasm and satire are too indirect and subtle to be understood by those who live in a strict black vs. white, good vs. evil, dichotomous world. Research has now shown, "[...] individual-level political ideology significantly predicted perceptions of Colbert's political ideology. Additionally, there was no significant difference between the groups in thinking Colbert was funny, but conservatives were more likely to report that Colbert only pretends to be joking and genuinely meant what he said while liberals were more likely to report that Colbert used satire and was not serious when offering political statements."

In other words, conservatives don't get the joke.

Swine Flu

Any early predictions on the ultimate outcome of this decidedly un-sexily-named pandemic?

Also, see:
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April 22, 2009

NSFW- Richard Branson is a badass.

We all know that Richard Branson is a badass for many reasons (any who disagree should please just check out his lion-esque appearance, his world record attempts, and Virgin Galactic). Let's add another reason to the list (NSFW): he has been paid to kite-surf near his private island with a naked supermodel hanging on his back while his wife and two grown children watched from the shore. The most impressive part? The supermodel's boyfriend was the one who asked him to do it! (Granted, the boyfriend was the photographer.)

A peek down the rabbit hole.


Alice may have seen her fair share of craziness down the rabbit hole, but Michael Jackson's possessions make Alice's delusions appear completely normal in comparison. MJ recently scheduled and then canceled an auction of many of his personal belongings, and for a short time the public was allowed to come and photograph the lots available. Among the possessions (no longer) for auction are a painting done by Macaulay Culkin, various statues of MJ and groups of children, a car the hood of which is covered by a painting of MJ in a Peter Pan shirt with Neverland and space in the background, and a letter from Ronald Reagan to MJ thanking him for his, "deep faith in God and adherence to traditional values." The unintentional comedy of each item is fantastic.

Interesting data on the over progressiveness of our gov't

This is from a guest speaker on economist.com's debate section

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In his presidential campaign, President Obama expressed considerable concern about rising income inequality in the United States, which is now at an 80-year high, and this was an important campaign theme. The president recently proposed to increase taxes on the rich. I support this measure.

The tax system as a whole has surprisingly little redistributional punch currently in the United States. Using a measure of "comprehensive income", which includes, besides the usual measure of money income, total capital gains on wealth, imputed rent on owner-occupied housing, non-cash government benefits and public consumption, we find that income taxes are now generally progressive. Federal income taxes paid as a proportion of income increases steadily from 2% at the tenth percentile (that is the family ranked tenth from the bottom out of 100) to 14% at the 90th percentile, but then falls off slightly at the very top to 13%, reflecting the favourable treatment of capital gains and investment income under the Bush income-tax laws.

Social security taxes are now the biggest tax paid by over two-thirds of families and are, on the other hand, mildly regressive. Social security taxes as a proportion of comprehensive income rises gradually from 5% at the tenth percentile to 9% at the 80th percentile, stays at 9% at the 90th percentile but then falls off sharply to 5% at the top. This decline reflects the wage cap on social security taxes (currently at $102,000).

We also include sales tax, which is steeply regressive, and property taxes, which are progressive, to obtain the total tax burden on families. Total personal taxes are mildly progressive. Total taxes as a share of comprehensive income increases steadily from 14% at the tenth percentile to 28% at the 90th percentile, but then falls off sharply to 22% at the top. This sharp drop at the end is due to three factors: first, the favourable treatment of capital gains and investment income; second, the wage cap on the social security earnings tax; and third, the sharp regressivity of sales taxes.

However, considering the role of fiscal policy on inequality it is not enough to consider only the tax side. You must also consider the expenditure side of government. Transfers, like social security and unemployment insurance, are, as is well known, quite equalising. But the full extent is not generally known, particularly when we include the value of non-cash government benefits like Medicaid, Medicare and food stamps. Total transfers are extremely progressive. In 2005, total governmental transfers (including non-cash government benefits) as a percentage of comprehensive income fell almost continuously, from 50% at the tenth percentile to 2.5% at the very top. Transfers in total have a much bigger equalising effect on family incomes than the tax system as a whole.

But government spending has distributional consequences too. Indeed, an equal punch comes from what we call public consumption. This consists of actual government expenditures on goods and services, like education, highways, police and sanitation. We allocate government expenditure to the actual beneficiaries of that spending, in much the same way as government transfers. Educational expenditures are allocated on the basis of the number of schoolchildren in the family. Highway spending is allocated in proportion to the number of cars owned by the family and estimated miles driven. Collective goods like fire and police protection are allocated on a per-head basis. The largest type of public consumption is primary and secondary school expenditures (45% of the total), followed by road and highway spending (at 9%).

Public consumption is just as progressive as government transfer payments. As a percentage of comprehensive income, it also declines almost continuously, from 34% at the tenth percentile to 3% at the very top. The main beneficiaries of public spending are the poor and the middle class.

When you add together government transfers and public consumption and subtract taxes paid, we come up with what we call net government expenditures. These are extremely progressive. As a share of comprehensive income, it declines sharply from 70% at the tenth percentile to -16% at the top (that means, the top bracket pays more in taxes than it receives in government benefits). In fact, the crossover point between positive and negative net government expenditures is at the 66th percentile. The extremely progressive nature of net government expenditures comes about equally from government transfers and public spending; very little is contributed by taxes.

By the way, it is not just the poor who benefit from net governmental expenditures. The middle class are also a big beneficiary. Between 1959 and 2005, we estimate that about half of the growth of the comprehensive income of the middle class came from increased net government expenditures. Indeed, from 2000 to 2004, the increase in net government expenditures accounted for 150% of the growth of comprehensive income, as other sources of income shrivelled up. Net government spending also helped to reduce overall inequality over those years.

So, taxing the rich has two important consequences for reducing inequality. First, it will make the overall tax system more progressive. This is important since as it now stands the US tax system is only mildly progressive and, indeed, regressive at the top. Second, taxing the rich will provide more money for government expenditures. Since government expenditures are highly progressive, additional government spending will further reduce overall inequality in the United States. Moreover, additional state spending will likely further expand the comprehensive income of the middle class and therefore make them better off.

April 17, 2009

Growing Extremism

Sorry for the half-ass post - I just don't have the time right now.

But as funny as it is to go to all of our friends and say "Wow, did you hear this crazy-ass shit that the Texas Governor implied the other day?" it's just as important not to underestimate the long-run effects of the bitter partisan divide that is growing stonger everyday.

Something like a secession or a civil war is certainly unlikely, nearly to the point of being negligible, but you've got an angry and motivated (if not informed) populous, a minority party without a good strong leader or message (which is now pretty extreme as well, thanks to 2008's decimation of the moderates) and an economy in epic (-ly ununderstandable?) shambles. Not to mention the fringe extremist, yet still relatively common (10%?) view that we elected a Black Arab Communist Socialist Muslim Nazi for president.

April 16, 2009

Scary econ. graph of the day, part 2



Ask and ye shall receive, even the anonymous amongst us. The above graph, based on FDIC data, shows the percentage of FDIC insured financial institutions to fail or receive assistance each year between 1934 and 2007. I could not find data on the number of institutions insured beyond 2007, when there were 7,283 institutions, three of which failed and zero of which received assistance. In 2008 thirty institutions failed or received assistance, and assuming the number of institutions did not change from 2007 this gives us a failure plus assistance rate of 0.412%. In 2009 so far twenty-three institutions have failed, and, using the same method of approximation as was used for 2008, this give us a failure plus assistance rate for this year (so far) of 0.316%.

To directly answer the two anonymous concerns:
1. Graph is now in terms of percentage and the trend remains. By the way, I totally agree with this critique. Thanks for reminding me to keep everything in relative terms;
2. I agree that the high failure rate in the late 1980s and early 1990s likely lowered the number of banks in existence, thereby lowering the absolute number of failures in future years. (Am I wrong in thinking that this could push the percentage of failures either higher or lower depending on other factors? If the remaining banks are healthier overall the failure percentage will decline in the future, but if there are still a bunch of unhealthy banks just waiting to fail then the failure rate will rise.) It also must be recognized that in the late-1980s and early- to mid-1990s there was a big push for de-regulation that significantly increased the likelihood of bank mergers and thereby pushed the number of existing institutions down. In fact, "From 1980 to 1994, there was an average of 423 mergers per year—a total of 6,347 mergers, which amounted to 43 percent of all banks in existence in 1980" (source). I don't have an answer as to the effect of each of these forces, but you can see the overall trend clearly in this graph:

Scary economic graph of the day

April 15, 2009

WTF St Louis?

I know, I know, I have been absent from the blog. And here I am, coming back just to put down St. Louis.

But I thought this story must be shared.

April 13, 2009

Holy Hockey, it's Playoff Time!

Ahh, yes. Today is the first of a two-day break that separates the six-and-a-half months of "regular season" from the inexplicably long two-month "postseason." I know hockey isn't the most popular topic around here, but the teams from Boston, Chicago, and St. Louis have each had rather notable years.

Let's start with Chicago because, well, saying anything nice about the Blackhawks churns my stomach. This is a young team improving rapidly, and they made the playoffs this year for the first time since 2002 (they haven't been any good, though, for a decade and a half). Chicago should make easy work of its first series with Calgary, though I make no predictions beyond that. Going forward, everything looks great for the next 5 years for the Hawks, who will be perennial contenders for the Cup - if they can resolve the issue of their aging goaltender. Bonus points: President Obama's favorite Chicago-style pizza comes from St. Louis' awesomely-named Pi, about a tenth of a mile from my apartment.

Another interesting development comes out of Boston, where the perrenially mediocre Bruins have had an astonishingly good season and have claimed the top spot in the East. I don't really know much about the B's except that they've got some solid goaltending, but their Goal Differential numbers have been outstanding, coming in at +80 for the year - more than 1.5 times that of any other team. I'd have to say that Boston is a narrow favorite as my top choice for the Cup, but competition is pretty tough this year. Winning the East is one thing, but getting by San Jose or Detroit in the finals would be another feat entirely.

Finally, the opportunity to dote on my St. Louis Blues. This Blues season is one of the most amazing I've ever seen in sports and is not getting enough attention in the news.

The Blues missed the playoffs in 1979 and 2006 - and not once in between. Their fall from grace was rapid, however. In 1999-2000 they boasted the league's best record. However, the lockout of 2004-2005 brought many rule changes, and the new salary cap decimated a team that had the league's third-highest payroll. When the new NHL debuted, the 2005-2006 Blues finished dead last in the league.

What has been so amazing as a fan, is that after the lockout, the team's management recognized that they couldn't contend, and did something completely unheard of in sports - they pretty much said they would write off the next few seasons and focus on building a top-caliber team for the future. 2008-09 was supposed to be one of those big resurgence years for us.

Hopes dimmed quickly, however, when #1 overall draft pick Erik Johnson was lost for the season, as was captain Eric Brewer. Future hall-of-famer Paul Kariya was lost for the season a month later, and star center Andy McDonald missed over two-thirds of the season. As if all that wasn't enough, goaltender Manny Legace was an all-star last year; today he's in the minors. All said and done, 41 games into the 82 game season the Blues had only 16 wins and were 15th of out 15 in the Western Conference.

In the second half of the season, however, the Blues went an NHL-best 25-9-7, capped by a 9-1-1 record in their last nine games. On Thursday St. Louis was in 9th place - outside of the playoff picture. After clinching a playoff berth by defeating #6 Columbus, the Blues poured salt in the wound by winning their season finale in Colorado, demoting Columbus to the #7 seed, meaning they would play Detroit (+51 goal differential) instead of Vancouver (+26).

I'm clearly going on too long, and breaking this up over several 5-minute periods has probably robbed me of any coherence, but I'll wrap it up. It's been a truly amazing season for a sports fan here. And finally, the NHL recently chose it's "goal of the year," an honor bestowed upon 22-year-old Blues forward TJ Oshie, a future superstar. It's not the most spectacular goal of the season, but watch as Oshie works his way around four different Canucks - all in the offensive zone - before making 2007 MVP nominee Robert Luongo look silly in net:

April 10, 2009

Socialists are running the country!


Representative Spencer Bachus (R- Alabama) is saving America. Bachus has been working on a secret(!) list of the socialists in the House of Representatives, and he has come up with 17 names! Hmmm...somehow this seems so familiar. Ah, yes, this is the second coming of the (crazy) right-winger Sen. Joseph McCarthy and the (in)famous House Committee on Un-American Activities (HCUA)! [note: McCarthy was in the Senate and thus was not involved with the HCUA.] Let's hope Bachus is a little less successful than McCarthy and the HCUA.

April 09, 2009

Untasty NOMs

I've been absent lately, but I've got a few posts I'm putting together in my head. Until then, watch the most angering political ad ever.

And appreciate the irony of a certain kind of "coalition" at 0:48.

April 01, 2009

Gmail Autopilot: The best thing EVER

They said it best:

"As more and more everyday communication takes place over email, lots of people have complained about how hard it is to read and respond to every message. This is because they actually read and respond to all their messages."

Check it out! Gmail can now analyze your message and come up with predetermined responses! This should make checking my email much quicker ...

(For more info, see here)

March 31, 2009

This doesn't deserve its own post

Oh well.

Candidate - Lying to someone who wants you to tell the truth.
Candid Date - Telling the truth to someone who wants you to lie.

... It's one of those days.

March 30, 2009

"A rags-to-rags story of world domination in information that could only have happened in the Internet age."

Nice piece in the Times on Wikipedia, comparing it to a virtual city:

"Wikipedia can no more be completed than can New York City, which O. Henry predicted would be “a great place if they ever finish it.” In fact, with its millions of visitors and hundreds of thousands of volunteers, its ever-expanding total of articles and languages spoken, Wikipedia may be the closest thing to a metropolis yet seen online."

There's some interesting parallels about things like trust in strangers, safety in numbers, and "professional skeptics," which Wikis and cities have in common.




There are few things that make me happier than a late-night dive into Wikipedia. I unintentionally learned a lot about milk pasteurization standards last night.

Obscene Tissue Box

Carly and I have been meaning to show this to someone for a while now: Below is a picture of the side of a box of Kleenex tissues that appears to show something it probably wasn't intended to...


If you are having trouble seeing it, just take a look at the white cloud and the shape of the object producing it.

Foreign advertisements with Domestic Celebrities

After realizing I left this tab open for the last week or so I decided to pass the site along to you: "12 Best Foreign Celebrity Ads." Let me explain, since editors at The Daily Beast, with whom I have taken issue before, apparently don't care that the title could be taken to imply that the celebrities are foreign. In actuality it is US celebrities making a quick buck in super-foreign commercials. My favorite (below) is Snoop Dogg as a German folk singer.

March 29, 2009

love this photo


caption contest...?

March 28, 2009

Turns out it gets worse than a 13-year-old father

A 9-year Brazilian girl aborted twins this month after being raped by her stepfather. Then she, her mother, and the doctor were excommunicated from the Catholic Church, a decision supported by the Vatican.

The worst part of the article? The law of God is above any human law,” said José Cardoso Sobrinho, the archbishop, who argued that while rape was bad, abortion was even worse.

This kind of thinking makes me unbelievably angry.

March 27, 2009

cocaine has medicinal uses?

Interesting HuffPo post about the politics and science of Plan B and marijuana laws (explains my subject line, too). The author suggests that pot be moved to a Schedule II drug, and makes a pretty convincing case for it. Not totally sure this will solve the problems (victimless criminals, a money sinkhole, etc.) related to marijuana illegality as well as fully legalizing it would, but maybe it's more realistic. I'd be interested to hear what you guys think.

Your *Mom* Goes to College ...

March 26, 2009

Woot! Off

Keep a tab open and set up Refresh Every, because today is a Woot! off!

March 19, 2009

Arrogant, Incompetent, and Greedy? I thought Obama was only one of those things ...

(and I mean that in the best way ...)

Just picture someone saying "It's the principle of the thing!" and you've probably got in mind someone who is at least 80 years old, and one way or another could be described by the word "crusty."

Well that's just what's going on with AIG. $165M is a lot of money, but the undeserved portion of that (due to arrogance, incompetence, or greed) is a far smaller number. Generously calling it half, I'll say this $80M is not that much to get worried about, and it's certainly not anything worth upending the structure of our legal system for.

That said, "someone" secretly removed a provision from the stimulus bill that would deal with this issue of AIG bonuses. And no matter which side of the argument you are on, you can bet that when there's a sixth of a billion dollars on the table, Principle can't afford a ticket to the show.

So who might have been a little more than friends with the folks at AIG? Let's check out the top ten list from OpenSecrets.org and see who's been getting the most contributions from AIG in the past 20 years:

Dodd, Chris (D) $281,038

Bush, George W (R) $200,560

Schumer, Charles (D) $111,875

Obama, Barack (D) $110,332

McCain, John (R) $99,249

Baucus, Max (D) $90,000

Kerry, John (D) $85,000

Johnson, Nancy L (R)
$75,400

Sununu, John E (R) $69,049

Clinton, Hillary (D) $61,515

An interesting list, to be sure, but still not the way I like it. Let's find out how much AIG has been shelling out to these guys on an annual basis:

Federal Candidate Total Yrs Annual

Obama, Barack (D) $110,332 4 $27,583

Bush, George W (R) $200,560 8 $25,070

Dodd, Chris (D) $281,038 20 $14,052

Clinton, Hillary (D) $61,515 8 $7,689

Sununu, John E (R) $69,049 12 $5,754

Schumer, Charles (D) $111,875 20 $5,594

McCain, John (R) $99,249 20 $4,962

Baucus, Max (D) $90,000 20 $4,500

Kerry, John (D) $85,000 20 $4,250

Johnson, Nancy (R)
$75,400 18 $4,189

Now look, I'm not out-and-out accusing Barack Obama of being corrupt on this one, though I wouldn't be surprised either. But if you're mad about AIG, it's hard not to take a look at this list and think things through.

And honestly, if you really want to know who I think is behind this "secret revision" in the stimulus bill, my money's on Chris Dodd. That's one corrupt (looking!) dude right there. (Side note) And increasingly, the rumor is that his Senate seat might be in jeopardy, something unheard of for a 34-year, extremely powerful Democratic Congressman from a very blue state.

March 18, 2009

Happy Birthday Bart!

You're 23 now! And old!

Baracketology

UPDATED:
Chris's 2009 NCAA Bracket
Obama's 2009 NCAA Bracket



I just love that the bracket has its own presidential seal.

(And let me add, by the way, that he has Syracuse beating Temple, whereas I have both teams losing before that game even gets played - we'll see who wins this epic showdown of knowhow (of which the president apparently has quite a bit) vs. basic mathematics!)

How do you heal an amputated limb?

I don't want to give too much away, but possibly the most interesting NPR segment I've ever heard aired this morning, about a guy who had his left arm amputated, only to start feeling intense pain in his phantom limb later on. He wasn't crazy - he knew he had no limb, but his brain was sending him signals to the contrary ("my whole arm clenched up really tight and my nails dug into my palm"). I'm not going to say anything else, so go listen here.

(By the way, I re-listened to this at work, and I laughed out loud both times the exchange ending with the doctor saying "how would you do that indeed?" came up at about 3:20)

March 17, 2009

Well played, Missouri

You can argue back and forth about the legitimacy of their actual stances, but I just wanted to shed some light on what appeared to me to be votes that were slightly above-average in principle from Missouri's two senators.

Claire McCaskill has a much easier case to make. She was one of three Democratic senators who voted against Obama's spending bill, along with Evan Bayh and Russ Feingold. She stands out because she and Feingold were the only two Democratic senators not to insert any earmarks into the bill, and both Bayh and Feingold are up for re-election in 2010, while she is not.

Chris Bond - well, I'm doing my best for a Republican ... He's actually in favor of earmarks, but at least he still had the guts to vote for the bill.

This was all part of an article that's generally unrelated, about popular presidents who struggled with issues of unity in their own party.

March 14, 2009

Roundup of Stewart/Cramer reactions

Yes, the whole thing has been overblown. No, it doesn't really matter. Yes, Jon took some cheap shots, easy to do on his home turf. But to be honest, I agree with everything he's ever said about the news media, both the other night with Jim Cramer (the extended version online is worth watching, btw) and a few years ago on Crossfire. The reaction has been great for both pure entertainment purposes and serious analysis of Jon's role in this crazy world.

Highlights:

Andrew Sullivan @ The Atlantic ("what Stewart has done is rip off that little band-aid of faux solidarity for a modicum of ethical and moral accountability")

"Tim F." @ some blog called Balloon Juice ("For a reason that escapes me, people who are paid to understand politics all seem to think that “access” to people with a PR staff will get them some special insight when the only difference between speaking to them anonymously and asking their spokesperson is that the person can lie and most people will never know. Naturally the public would know if you called him on it, but then he wouldn’t take your calls. Catch 22!")

Bruce Watson @ Daily Finance ("[Stewart] is, effectively, America's fool. In the classic context, a fool was the only one in a king's court who could speak the truth because he was also the only one capable of making it palatable")

Megan McArdle, also @ The Atlantic (she has the problem that many do with Stewart - that he can basically say whatever he wants and then retreat to "don't take it seriously; it's a comedy show." I have no problem with this - people should be able to distinguish news from entertainment, even when they begin to resemble each other - but I'd be interested in what you guys think)


Yes yes I want to sleep to Jon Stewart. Whatever, I have no responsibility to be objective here. I will, however, quit plugging Comedy Central for a while.

March 12, 2009

A question for the floor.

Is there any information yet on Obama's effect on US popularity abroad, especially in the Middle East?

March 11, 2009

Shameless plug for my favorite entertainer


NASA is holding a contest to name their newest "orbiting laboratory." Stephen Colbert has launched on effort to have it named after him. His name currently leads the write-in votes, but he has to beat the number of votes for NASA-picked names to win. So go to here, click "suggest your own," and write in "Colbert."

Because an orbiting laboratory sounds awesome. And forcing Fox and other news networks to report that "Colbert is launching into space" would be even awesomer.

March 10, 2009

Planet, Public Information in Peril

I am in the early stages of trying to restart the green initiative in my office. That the public, even the intelligent and well-educated, is poorly informed on global warming is not surprising to me. Friday night, however, I found myself at a trivia event organized by one of my coworkers and attended by many. When fewer than one-in-five was able to identify "The three Rs of recycling" (reduce, reuse, recycle) I realized the problem was much more grave than I thought.

I'm going to put together a presentation, and I know I'll be facing an audience that is, generally, skeptical. If you have information that might be helpful, I'd love to have it. I'm thinking of things like Wikipedia saying that there is no longer any scientific body that disputes global warming (although I find their citation of this statement insufficient) or like a report I saw that said something along the lines of "The 2007 IPCC report's claims were so extreme they were considered ignorable; however, all data thus far on the effects of global warming has exceeded the report's projections." Basically - evidence that might not be the most persuasive, but at the very least is nearly indisputable.

I put this post together in many pieces so it might be incoherent but should still be understandable. I know this is a chore but any help you can give is appreciated, and keep in mind that I'll have an audience of about 50, at most 10 of whom go about their lives any differently than they would were global warming not an issue, so in terms of impact, your efforts might be getting more bang for their buck than almost anything else you do.

Oh, and I forgot to mention - the impetus for this post coming right now was this article, which claims that even under best case scenarios, we're down to a coin flip at saving the planet.

March 09, 2009

Doom and Gloom

I always just skip past the big headline on Drudge, so imagine how depressing it was as a read all the headlines I could see below and then, already depressed, scrolled up to see the headline and image ...