Link Dump! (Updated)

Been meaning to do this for weeks. (Now prioritized)

First Tier:
The funniest thing I've ever read about taking a shit.
Obamanomics (already frequented in this group, but whatever)
The Sun has identity issues (just a pic)
Fake tape of McCain terrified by Palin presidency (this is damn funny)
Best 'In Memorium" ever
Only if you'd probably hate Bristol's future husband
IF ONLY
If you keep it open for 10 seconds, you will find it hilarious
Colbert on Huck/Rudy/Palin @ RNC: First five minutes are classic (gotta love Joe L)
Speaking of Joe Lieberman - best line ever? (DNC 2000)
Paraphrase: "Politics is a lot like driving. When you want to go forward, you put it in 'D'. If you want to go backward, you put it in 'R.'"
Fake Disney Trailer: Hockey mom becomes VP
(OK, so I thought it was hilarious, but no one else has yet, just watch it twice)
New Obama ad scares voters - imagine if McCain wins
I think these arguments are B.S., but here's Obama living more modestly than McCain
The REAL ticket (and why to vote against it)
Marching band goes all video-gamey. (kinda cool, even though the performance is subpar)

Second Tier:
Free statistical software (OK, I haven't taken advantage, but you might)
Another Pandora? (I haven't used this, either)
Benford's Law (Statistics)
Textbook Wheel (Goddammit I haven't been to any of these sites)
Testimony on rigging Ohio in 2004 (only worth watching if you really want to)
The "Is-Is" Epidemic (props to Bart, probably already linked here)
McCain anti-earmark ad includes Palin's earmark
Another Obama lolcat site (not that I'm endorsing Katie's friends' competitors)
My favorite tag on Katie's friends' site (told ya)
Rachel Ray accidentally goes flying past PG-13 (kinda funny)
A lil' anti-religion humor
Things you wish you'd thought of in elementary school
Probably not funny without the last line
Only if you're a bit sick in the head
Only if you've ever been "rickrolled"
Self-described "Colbert's best Athiest moments" (I haven't seen 'em all)
A semi-interesting article on Spitzer's prostitute
You can't feel sorry for GWB, but if you wanted to, here's how
BellX1: Linked to Wiki not music, but saw them open for Stars and really liked 'em
NYT a few days ago on bailout, can't remember why I saved it
Not-so-intelligent design (not for squeamish, but now that I put that, you'll look anyway)
(Never realized "squeamish" had so many consecutive vowels)
If Miley Cyrus was Oil, from the Onion (mildly funny)
Dude designs like, totally futuristic cities and stuff