Apple versus Microsoft.

I can't sleep, so naturally I am splitting time between television and videos on the Internet. I laughed out loud quite a few times watching this ad for a new smartphone that "runs Windows Vista and connects to the Internet through AOL!":


In the interest of a small amount of fairness:

Japan.

I just can't seem to wrap my head around the myriad facets of Japanese culture, from the vestiges of the Samurai Bushido to Ganguro to 2-D relationsips. Further confusing my understanding of Japan are commercials featuring celebrities from the United States. In the hopes that someone can help me understand how the many distinct subcultures of Japan create the outward appearance of a (somewhat-cohesive, although significantly caste-like) single culture, enjoy these hilarious commercials from Nic Cage and The Governator:

Improved technology.

A new method of storing bicycles (I am not sure this will ever become widespread because of: 1. Complications related to the use of underground space in large cities; and, 2. The negative environmental impact associated with the use of the motors in the parking unit, which offsets at least part of the benefits of riding a bicycle.):


Improved delivery of ketchup and mustard:

Whackjob Roundup.

Maureen Dowd wrote a hilarious article this week entitled "Sarah's Ghoulish Carousel" about Sarah Palin's recent fear-mongering and attempts to keep her face in the national spotlight. The article includes hilarious lines like: "Consistency was long ago sent to a death panel in Palin world."

Michele Bachmann has revealed that she will only run for president "If I felt that's what the Lord was calling me to do [...]." Apparently Bachmann only decided to run for Congress because god "called" her to say that she should. After she was told by god to run she prayed and fasted for three days to confirm that she had correctly heard god's will. Jesus Christ that is crazy (note the lack of direct address--I refuse to talk to Jesus, even if he did manage to get Bachmann into office).

Feel free to add other deserving whackjob news to this thread.

Let's bring the blog back, people. I miss reading the posts here.