I would really like to see a gameshow that asks contestants to listen to stories of idiocy and decide whether the stupid acts were committed by a Bush (W. Bush and Jeb leading the charge), a Kennedy (Ted, Arnold, and the various Juniors!), or a mere mortal (a la these guys). Just a thought.
P.S.- I always feel compelled to specify exactly which Bush we are talking about even though there is rarely confusion; this is simply a personal enjoyment of exactitude. That said, my fallback of 'W' has been taken by Oliver Stone. My solution: I will refer to our current president as either Walker Bush or W. Bush, assuming that not many will confuse either of those monikers with Herbert Walker Bush or H.W. Bush. I just really don't want to give Stone any more press than necessary because I can't even elevate that guy to hit or miss; having seen five of his movies I would only consider Platoon to be a good movie (the others I am thinking of are: Alexander, JFK, Any Given Sunday, and The Doors).
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I tend to like Bush 41 and Bush 43 as labels. Dumb and Dumber can lead to ambiguities.
ReplyDeleteOoh, ooh, here's the first one:
ReplyDeleteIn which family did a member kill a significant other in a car accident?
Question two:
ReplyDeleteIn which family did a member crash a car while sleep-walking/driving due to side effects of Ambien?
I really like Bush 41 and Bush 43 as names. Thanks for the help.