I found that which makes me forget about election coverage: JCVD!

Now, some of you may think that JCVD is a disease; it is not (the disease you are thinking of is CJD), but perhaps the idea of disease is an apt metaphor. Jean-Claude Van Damme (JCVD) used to be epidemic in our society, commanding our news coverage, our hearts, and our minds. Recently, however, JCVD has lost that elusive 'hot new thing' label, something that bird flu and mad-cow disease can tell you all about. Have no fear, though, as JCVD will now (I swear on my life that what you are about to read is true) be playing himself in a French meta-comedy-action film entitled JCVD, in which our down-and-out hero attempts to recover some semblance of a respectable life only to find himself trapped in a bank robbery in Brussels. I highly recommend checking out the Wikipedia page.

I cannot wait for Nicolas Cage to work with Van Damme on National Treasure VII: The Bloodiest Epic Treasure Yet!