ain't it the truth...

Nation Finally Shitty Enough To Make Social Progress

WASHINGTON — After emerging victorious from one of the most pivotal elections in history, president-elect Barack Obama will assume the role of commander in chief on Jan. 20, shattering a racial barrier the United States is, at long last, shitty enough to overcome.

...Obama did especially well among women and young voters, who polls showed were particularly sensitive to the current climate of everything being fucked...