You're drinking Starbucks' right now, aren't you? I'm so tired of the latte liberal crowd always denouncing "flyover territory"! This is true America. You are not true America. We are. We got small town values. Big towns don't count.
And hey, just because a presidential sex scandal is the reason we voted out the party in power in 2000, and just because a vice presidential sex scandal is what we think about when we're alone now, we shouldn't get made fun of for that. I mean, look at Dick Cheney. Don't you wish we had a VP with some spunk?!
And just because that lawn picture is eerily reminiscent of this tattoo isn't anything you should make fun of either.
Hey, God and guns aren't going away. You cling to whatever you want.
Not valuable?! Maybe not valuable to YOU!
ReplyDeleteYou're drinking Starbucks' right now, aren't you? I'm so tired of the latte liberal crowd always denouncing "flyover territory"! This is true America. You are not true America. We are. We got small town values. Big towns don't count.
And hey, just because a presidential sex scandal is the reason we voted out the party in power in 2000, and just because a vice presidential sex scandal is what we think about when we're alone now, we shouldn't get made fun of for that. I mean, look at Dick Cheney. Don't you wish we had a VP with some spunk?!
And just because that lawn picture is eerily reminiscent of this tattoo isn't anything you should make fun of either.
Hey, God and guns aren't going away. You cling to whatever you want.
Uh, excuse me, I don't drink Starbucks.
ReplyDeleteUnless it is their ONE free-trade blend, and I only drink that at home.
As part of the east coast liberal crowd, I do what I can to stay away from mainstream consumerism. I'm too cool for Starbucks.
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ReplyDeletePS, NYT says I can get a tattoo anywhere...
ReplyDelete... great ...
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ReplyDeletewhatever you guys, this is awesome.
ReplyDeletecan we stop hating on Chicago/the Midwest a little bit here?